Happy Halloween, and enjoy! I'm posting them in the order that they were originally posted on Twitter. Follow me at twitter.com/m_crane. Here they are:
The doll looked down at Charlie and smiled at the blood coming out of his mouth. "That'll teach you to call me bad names to your mom."
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Mom thought Chucky was overreacting and making things up. When she left, however, she never saw the pair of eyes peeking out of the closet.
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He had died days ago, but Martha had no intentions on getting rid of the body. If he wouldn't pick up after himself, then why should she?
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The puppet smiled his horrible teeth as he looked at the baby. Finally, Mr. Giggles had found a new playmate.
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"We don't have meatballs," Robbie's mom said. "Just eat your spaghetti." Robbie frowned at the pasta, staring down at his father's eyeball.
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It's just a doll, he thought of the clown. It's not really alive. He closed his eyes and fell asleep. Not once did he ever notice the knife.
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He thought his wife was bat-shit crazy when she screamed about zombies, until she became one. Now, he doesn't do much thinking at all.
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Terrance is afraid of spiders, snakes and heights. And after having his arm bitten off, he'll have to add "monsters" to the list as well.
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Phil didn't want to dress up with Harriet for the party, but a compromise was made. He went with an ax in his head. Too bad the ax was real.
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He snapped. Harry chopped off every one of his fingers with glee. After all, it was quite hard to get paper-cuts when one had no fingers.
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Chad's mother decided enough was enough. She hired a hit-man to deal with her son. He was warned not to fail another spelling test.
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She couldn't understand how selfish people could be. She shot her husband and as he was dying, all he could think was me, me, me.
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Mark begged Jeff to let him in. Something about zombies chasing him. Then, Mark bit into Jeff's neck. "Had to get you to invite me in."
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He had another bad dream about monsters. Silly, he thought. When he put his feet on his floor, claws shot out and grabbed his legs.
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It's one thing when you're getting torn apart by a pair of zombies. It's another when those zombies used to be your mom and dad.
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Becky loved sleeping with her husband's arms around her. She loved it so much, when he threatened to leave, she hacked them off with a saw.
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